Notices from bars, restaurants and holiday resorts abroad
In a Nairobi restaurant:
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the Manager.
Hotel elevator, Paris:
Guests are advised to leave their values at the front desk.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand:
Please do not bring solicitors into your room.
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
Hotel, Zurich:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Hotel, Vienna:
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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